Danger: Women Writing

The man of your dreams has loped into your life and swept you off your feet and into his strong arms. He’s not exactly human, in fact, a couple days during the month, he’s downright animal. You met on a moonless night and his bow-legged swagger and easy charm has won your heart. Your man is a werewolf, and that’s cool with you. You’re tired of beta males waiting for you to make the decisions. This guy is a take-charge, get-things-done, loving man.
There must be a lot of good things about dating a werewolf. I mean, come on, even teenage girls are doing it (when they’re not going moon-eyed over poufy-haired vampires, that is). But certainly the hairy dudes have their cons as well. Here’s a few pros and cons of dating werewolves. I haven’t divided them into categories because I thought I’d let you be the judge of what is favorable or not, for surely some items can go both ways.
– They are large men, strapped with muscles that glisten in the moonlight. Need that big rock moved out of the backyard? But watch that repair bill for the front doorknob that he’s broken off dozens of times because he just can’t control his strength.
– They have violent tendencies, especially when the moon is full. Bunny rabbits beware!
– They are instinctual, which could come in handy when your GPS is broken, but you’ll never win at hide-and-seek.
– The hair thing. Shedding aside, some women love a full beard and chest hair. But that white couch has got to go.
– Their instinctive nature makes them protective of what is theirs. That’s you, sweetie. You belong to him and he won’t stand for any man to even glance at you.
– Fangs.
–Moonlight walks, hand in hand. (Or is that hand in paw?)
– Screw vegetarianism, this guy likes meat. Polish up those steak grilling skills!
– Long life. Some werewolves are immortal, others simply have extended longevity. Do you really want to grow old while your lover remains young and handsome?
– That bone-cracking, shapeshifting noise that grates on your nerves like fingernails on a chalkboard.
– Interesting sexual positions. (Use your imagination.)
– No silver jewelry under the Christmas tree.
– Ripped clothing that only occurs on the night of the full moon. Do you know how to patch tears, rips and massive gapping holes in fabric? Get out that sewing machine, ladies.
– You’ll never be cold, especially on a snowy winter night, snuggled up to your wolf-man.
Michele
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